Adik A : Nak apa swine?
Adik B : Apa benda awak ni porkchop?
Adik A : Kenapa call tadi pigfeet?
Adik B : Tertekan kot pork lard
Adik A : Butt-call. Pigbutt, too bit it got stuck
Adik B : I don't get it lah Hagrid.
Adik A : U r so stupid, goyle is cleverer
Adik B : But u're fatter than goyle. Even if Hagrid and Goyle combine their weight, they would still lose to yours :)
Adik A : I just use some magic to lose all the weight, my great mind is equivalent to Dumbledore, Voldermort n Hermione combine but no means of magic could make u bright.
Adik B : Dude, ur dork lah. In this world, where got magic? You just prove that you are stupid. --"
Adik A : Oh dear. Who started first? Your stupidity is proven.
Manjakan kami adik beradik?? Anda faham? Tak??!
Tak apa lah, hanya kami adik beradik saja yang faham.

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